
I’m so sorry
no don’t apologize
this is good
WHAT
FUCK
“Is it the…equal amounts of whole grain?”
No, douchebag! There’s cinnamon sugar SWIRLS in every bite!
“I shall rid these swirls of their bending…forever.”
…so you mean you’ll straighten the swirls out? That’s a fucking boring cereal Amon, kjez.

